The Apothecary Diaries
This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events.
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EpisodeMaomao and Maomao
What is this huge pile, Granny?
Maomao ordered it, apparently.
This'll be a good business.
Just deliver it like you're told.
Understood.
They're beautiful.
I'm thinking of keeping some in my room.
Is everything going well?
Y-Yes.
After the garden party, Master Shishou did ask for more ladies-in-waiting for her.
This seems like far too many, though...
Yes. It's not a good look for the other ladies.
Greetings, Concubine Loulan.
Oh? Looking for something?
Oh, no.
Maomao is at the clinic.
It really is spring.
What are you doing?
Why do you ask like that?
I'm making scented oils.
While cleaning up the clinic, I found a still.
I'm using some of the blooms left over from the blue roses we grew the other day.
The scent is really strong.
It's still weaker than wild roses.
What can I do for you?
Anyone would grow concerned, given such a strong scent.
Are you making it here because you can't do it at the Jade Pavilion?
That too, but...
Some scented oils can cause miscarriages.
It shouldn't be an issue unless it's extremely concentrated, but...
So, there's no need to restrict perfumes and things like that in the rear palace?
Right. It shouldn't be a problem.
The quack doctor is a nice guy, but can't keep his mouth shut.
He shouldn't know about Concubine Gyokuyou's pregnancy yet.
What's this?
I'm distilling alcohol.
By distilling repeatedly, I can create a very strong alcohol.
You're going to drink this?!
It's for disinfecting.
I want the Jade Pavilion to be as clean as possible,
since we have a small princess there.
You can do that?
You soak a cloth in this, and wipe surfaces, among other things.
You're very knowledgeable.
I heard that's what they do in the west.
Oh, right. Your adoptive father is...
We brought your package.
What is this?
Ah, the little lady—
Master Jinshi, I will make some tea. Please have a seat.
What's inside?
This is a package from my family. It's nothing, really!
Oh, from your family?
What's wrong with this guy?!
Th-There are... undergarments inside.
Oh... I see.
But what are these undergarments made of, if they require two men to carry?
The problem with the rear palace is that
the women are expected to be excessively innocent in matters of s**.
Most of the ladies-in-waiting gathered here are virgins.
What if the emperor finds a girl to his liking,
only to have her fail to perform due to her ignorance?
That's why I thought they need to be educated beforehand.
So... you had these brought in?
Books, like the ones from back then. You know, then.
After all the work I did to get them delivered to the clinic,
out of Lady Hongniang's sight...
I used to order them for the emperor, who loves these,
but I increased the order to get more business.
Bad timing, though.
These books...
are very well made.
The paper is of high quality.
That's what he noticed? I thought maybe he was a closet pervert.
These books are sometimes used as part of a new bride's package,
and it's popular because the pictures are enough to enjoy, even if you can't read.
A print.
Not woodblock prints, but ones that use metal plates.
That's impressive.
Yes. Because it's so good, I wanted as many people to see it as possible.
That's a separate issue.
If you find this to your liking, perhaps you should keep one?
N-No! That's definitely not it!
I guess I can let you off the hook this one time.
Really?!
Tell me which shop sells these.
No! I just want to know about their printing techniques!
Yes, of course. The shop, got it.
Xiaomao.
What is it?
Perhaps some of the more explicit ones need to be censored.
But the emperor said the previous ones weren't exciting enough, so—
No.
Sigh... And after I asked Granny to do all that work to pick the best ones...
Oh, what is it that I seek, beneath those beautiful flowers?
Hey, what do you think is buried there?
Huh.
Manure?
You ate too quickly.
No, it's your fault!
This novel is really popular, you know!
Can you read, Xiaolan?
Nope! But one of the girls who can is reading it out loud for us.
I want to know the rest!
If even the illiterate servant girls know the story,
the book must truly be popular.
I'm back.
What is that?
The emperor handed it out to all of the concubines.
He said once they're done reading it, they should show the others, as well.
Do you want to read it too, Maomao?
Looks like it's the same as the one Xiaolan talked about. A popular novel.
These are considered low class in high society. So I wonder why...
Hmm? This stamp...
It's from the place I told Master Jinshi about the other day.
It might be a novel, but it's of a high quality, befitting a gift from the emperor.
If he gave it out to all of the concubines, there must be at least one hundred copies.
Master Jinshi must have asked the emperor to do it.
Wow! What a page-turner! I can't stop! I should have charged a commission!
But why? Novels are considered lowly.
Why hand it out to concubines of noble birth...
I knew it had to do with politics. He really was scheming something.
Oh no, I finished it!
I want to read the rest!
Master Gaoshun said he'll hand out the next one when they're ready.
Is something wrong?
Well, we're the only ladies-in-waiting at the Jade Pavilion, right?
It feels like a waste, having a gift from Lady Gyokuyou like this enjoyed by just us.
But we can't hand it out to the girls outside the pavilion. It's too precious.
What if they lost it?
You're right.
Instead of handing out the originals, you could create copies yourself.
Maybe the pictures are too difficult, but Lady Ailan, your penmanship is excellent.
It shouldn't be a problem for you to make copies.
Y-You think so?
Yikes, that sounds like a lot of work!
Yinghua, don't say that!
This is probably the correct interpretation of Master Jinshi's idea. Let's give it a try. Where should we start?
If books became popular in the rear palace,
many will want to try to learn to read,
especially if the book is a popular novel.
Back when I was Master Jinshi's servant, he did ask me...
Apothecary, what do you think we can do to improve the literacy rate of the court ladies?
Still, he chose a very roundabout way of doing it.
Hey, Maomao!
Please teach me how to read and write!
Where'd that come from?
The girl who read the novels out loud for us wore out her voice by reading too much.
Instead, she made copies of the books for us, but I can't read.
Then I could read them to you—
No!
That girl spent so much time making copies for me. I can't cheat like that.
Good girl. Hey, what's this, all of a sudden?!
This is your name. Try to write it yourself. Xiaolan Got it!
Xiaolan
I didn't know my name was so complicated.
Writing helps you learn to read too, but do you want to just focus on reading?
No, I might as well learn to write, too!
Once I leave the rear palace, I have to work on my own.
Being able to read and write helps, right?
What is this?! Xiaolan is thinking about her future in her own way.
Let's go a bit quickly, then.
Yes, thank you!
What does this say?
Mushroom fungus.
And this?
Mushroom fungus Thornapple. This? Kudzu root. Hey, are those commonly used words?
We should start with greetings.
Sounds good.
Is Princess Lingli allowed to go on walks now?
Yes. The pavilion has become a bit too small for her, so I asked.
She really likes to run around all over the place.
What do you think, Maomao?
I agree. For the princess's health, it would be best for her to go outside more.
Two eunuchs will follow her as guards.
Could you and Hongniang accompany her?
Understood.
All of the emperor's previous children have passed away very young.
This seems like a bit of an overreaction for a simple walk,
but I guess it's understandable.
Maomao, you know a lot about flowers and creatures.
Can you teach Lingli while we're outside?
Lady Gyokuyou, no! She'll teach the princess all sorts of nasty things.
Oh? I think it's useful.
Who knows where she'll get married off?
The princess is still a baby, but in a decade or so, talks of marriage may arise.
If she went to a foreign nation, she might not necessarily be welcome.
Knowing about medicines and poisons can only help her.
She really is a clever concubine.
Reactions to seeing the princess are varied.
They represent the differing views towards her.
Perhaps soon, she'll learn what those eyes mean.
That's a primrose.
Oh, Princess!
Princess!
Princess! You mustn't!
I'll go take a look.
A kitten?
Princess!
I have to catch it?
Oh, well.
Found you!
You want this?
Oh, I thought you were trying to catch it. Was I wrong?
Thank you.
It might be hungry. I'll leave it to you!
See ya!
Maomao, is that...
Yes, a cat.
It's dirty. The princess shouldn't touch it for now.
R-Right...
Let's keep it safe for the time being. I'll let management know.
Yes.
Oh, how rare. A kitten.
I found it.
How sad. It's trembling.
I just boiled some water. Hold on a moment.
This is strange, though.
There are almost no pets in the rear palace.
Keeping an animal requires a permit,
and cats and dogs need to be castrated.
Where was this kitten born?
Wrap a bottle of hot water with cloth, and put it next to it.
You seem to be familiar with this.
I found a cat before, too.
It was a very cute calico.
I see.
It's very skinny. Do we have any livestock milk?
Sure, I'll go ask the kitchen.
Also, a livestock intestine.
I-Intestine?!
I was thinking of using it as a replacement for its mother's teat.
We had sausages a few times, perhaps there's some in the kitchen...
Sure, I'll go ask.
It would have been best to bathe it in warm water,
but in its current state, it won't survive.
Instead, I'll have to wipe off the dirt with a cloth,
and kill any fleas with oil.
Little lady, I found some goat milk!
And some intestine, too.
Thank you.
So cute. So cute!
That night, the emperor visited the Jade Pavilion.
We've decided to keep the kitten.
Do continue to take care of it.
The emperor can be a doting parent, too.
Maomao, taking care of a kitten. It suits your name, too.
When the kitten grew healthier,
I washed it with a detergent made of crushed soap beans.
Wow, the water went grey.
I fed it milk for a while, but as it improved,
it started to be able to eat shredded chicken.
When we put down a box filled with sand, it relieved itself on its own.
We can't have you scratching the princess.
How goes the child-raising?
I think she's ready to be presented to the princess.
Good.
Small fish? They might be a bit tough as-is. Shall I boil them?
O-Of course.
She's female.
Yes. I'm glad we don't have to castrate—
My apologies.
No, don't worry about it.
Let me get you a snack as an apology...
Can't put these out, I guess.
You want to try?
I don't actually like cats.
With your name?
I get that a lot.
Master Jinshi, you seem to like cats.
Not as much as those two.
I don't really understand the appeal.
I agree. However, according to cat lovers,
the fact that you can't tell what they're thinking is part of the appeal.
Oh.
They're fun to watch. You can't keep your eyes off of them.
After a while, you start to want to touch them.
Hmm.
They usually behave coldly,
but suddenly become friendly when you feed them, which is annoying. Ox bezoar
R-Right...
At that point, they say you just kind of give up.
Poking at their paws, kissing them... it all seems very unsanitary.
What's wrong, Master Jinshi?
I'm starting to see it, too.
Is that so?
They never figured out where the kitten came from,
so they assumed she must have snuck in with a luggage cart.
Later, the kitten...
was bestowed the title of "Admonisher of Thieves" by the emperor.
In other words, she was tasked with chasing down rats threatening the clinic's reserves.
But...
Maomao I'll never understand why they decided to name her Maomao.
Let's get this cleaned up fast.
Yes. The caravan is coming soon.
Caravan...?
Next Time Next time: "Caravan."